Top 10 Reasons to Be a Vet (hahahaha)

From a T-shirt: 

10) Because you're in it to makes lots of money....yeah right!

9) Unlike human medicine, castration is still a treatment option for horny dogs.

8) You love it when people say "Oh, you're not a real doctor?"

7) Because everyone wants to be like the crocodile hunter when they grow up

6) If you lose your ring during rectal palpation you know how to get it back

5) Our patients don't complain

4) When it comes to treating species, the more the merrier

3) Because mom always thought you were the smart one

2) Wearing scrubs and carrying a stethoscope is a great way to get a date

1) Unless you're a proctologist, when else can you be covered in crap and still have people call you doctor?